Raphael

You may remember Raph as the introverted "too good for everyone" turtle with the crappiest weapons (what's a "sai" anyways!?). If I was the least-loved turtle I'd probably have a chip on my shoulder as well.

What was great about Raph was that he always performed -- it seemed like he kicked the most ass when the time came.

There was a lot of hype surrounding the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, don't get me wrong, but this is just not an appropriate use of the Raphael image:

A Raph Cola? I feel that this is unacceptable. Not only does it portray Raph with a terrible likeness (did Raph ever smile?) it encourages bad nutrition. Raph says: "I'm a turtle, I can eat what I want. Humans don't have that luxury..."


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